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8-9-3
02:55
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I think I done fucked up
Never saw it coming
My penance, My retribution
Just a little bit of finger
Without honor you can't exist
Without loyalty you're just a bucket of piss
I've been dipped in ink
With a million bamboo needles
Take the streets
Take control of the dark
Black rain
In the land of the rising sun
Yakuza
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2. |
Summon The Congregation
03:36
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Foaled behind a marker
Under a blood wolf moon
Umbilical cobras
Cut the cords and swoon
Ring the bell
And bring the hounds of hell
Summon the Congregation
Swaddling caul
Soaked in menace
The child the spawn
Beyond horrendous
Born to rule
An unholy birth
Baptized in a stagnant pool
Not of this Earth
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3. |
The Rabid Vermin
03:39
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Just mindin my beeswax
When I heard this sound from the underground
2 gophers, a rat, and a mole
Full-Tilt rippin it down
They was drinking booze from tiny cups
Tokin gettin fucked up
A tooth and claw moshpit erupts
The shitfaced rodents bumpin rumps
They're foamin at the mouth
The rabid vermin from down south
There's a groundhog gangbang goin on
Somewhere in the champagne room
Ricky the rat keeps singing
Somethin bout the doom and the gloom
And then the weather changed
Looks like rain
Mudslide in the tunnels of the burrow
Better run for your disease ridden lives
The sludge it flows guess that's the end of the show
The cries of the vermin's demise
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4. |
I Don't Give Two
04:24
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Friday night happy hour
3 sheets to wind
Drinkin fussin and fighting
I ain't got no friends
Been stabbed three times
Twice with a broken bottle
Even my mama used to say
Boy you was born awful
County Mountie, FBI, and the CIA
The undercover fuzz
They all know my name
I'm one bad mutha
Don't give two fucks
About any other
If you get that crosseyed look
You got a whole mess of trouble
Keep runnin your mouth
Gonna be a rumble
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5. |
Trippin Balls
04:24
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Nothin seems to be real since I took that pill
Maybe the mind overloaded
Took a trip and fell into the atmosphere
I hear a rainbow exploding
Do you ever think we're coming down
Will it ever be the same again
Think I may have seen the other side
Must be trippin fuckin balls again
Bounced a ball off a wall
And now that wall is slowly melting
Laughed and cried
Now my face is hurtin
It's a micro thing this little microdot
Mammoth mystical vision
Beyond the realm of space and time sublime
Never leave your kitchen
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6. |
Straight Trash
03:19
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Struttin in like her shit don't stink
Dress so short I'm staring at her cheeks
Love phasers set to stun
Deep down you know she ain't the one
10 kids from 12 different dudes
Do the math
Don't wanna be mean, don't mean to be rude
She's straight trash
So hot sexy freak of the week
Sad sad eyes like she cries herself to sleep
She likes the way that I dance
Better keep my dick in my pants
Got so drunk I took her home
The weakness of the Y chromosome
Now she's cooking eggs and bacon
Dancing round to Graham Central Station
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7. |
The Taxman Cometh
03:47
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Never learned to read or write Never gave a damn
Made my mark on the dotted line
The ink that bleeds leads to ruin
First he's gonna have to cut me down
There's a whole lot of bodies buried on the back forty
On the top of the hill where they used to hold the rituals
It smells like brimstone
It smells like brimstone
First he's gonna have to cut me down
When the heavens fell they were quickly devoured
When hell rose up they felt right at home
All the crops turned sour
It smells like brimstone
Throw a rope over the bull beam in the barn
Step up on the milking stool
If the taxman's gonna take my farm
First he's gonna have to cut me down
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8. |
Need To Know
02:52
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I never told you what I did or how I did it
It's not a lie if you never even knew it went down
You're overanalyzing
Antagonizing
Your clearance levels are just for show
Cause you ain't on a need to know
In this life we're all in it to win it
Sometimes love gets left behind
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9. |
A Short Con
02:52
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Greed
Something for nothing
Too good to be true
Easy money
Why dontcha?
Three card
Find the lady
The Queen of hearts
Confidence
Sleight of hand
A twist of fate
Misdirection
A grifter
The film-flam man
He's gonna getcha
Your the mark
And I'm the shill
Devil's got the cards
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Prepare a path all you gods
Drive away the darkness
For I am the beloved son
My heart on the scales across from a feather
I plead innocence
To all 42 crimes
To all the keepers of the 7 gates
I know you I'll speak your name
Don't stand as a witness against me
Do not live by my magic
Oh my heart of my mother
Emerging forth into the light
The sky encloses the stars
Be gone from me
Oh crooked lips
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11. |
Jackin The Beanstalk
02:15
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I knew a giant from around the way
He must've played in the NBA
He stole my girl
Took her to the top of the world
Now I'm jackin the beanstalk
Cruisin for an oozin
Jackin the beanstalk baby
Fe Fi Fo Fum
I gotta get me some
Traded a cow for some magic weed
Gonna smoke it and spill my seed
There's a goose that lays the golden egg
But I don't swing that way
Self-gratification
It's a sticky situation
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